The Birthday Party
I was thinking about political parties a while ago. Mainly I was thinking about the people who will vote towards their political party even though they don't want that person in office. The thought started to give me a headache and I couldn't get that idea out of my head. So I have started a political party and with the help of my brother in law I hope to make it a recognized party by the US government. I first set off to get a good name so I talked to Zach and he came up with the perfect name. The Birthday Party! We have no official standpoint we welcome our people to speak up for what they think is right even though it goes against the party. Our mascot is the Emu. We have no official stance but as for my thoughts. I am pro-choice, anti gun control, pro-pepper jack cheese. Who wants in? So when people ask you what party you are in, democrat, republican, independent? You can say hell no I am in the Birthday Party!
3 Comments:
Because everyone wants to be in the Birthday Party!
Also, Leap Day's off from work. So far (I think) this is our only official stance.
We should also have our birthday off, obviously.
Who's our first candidate? I had suggested Eddie Izzard because of his intelligence, humor, and love of the F-Bomb. If you've seen Dressed to Kill, you know what I mean.
i would like to speak out against the party for its selection of the emu as the mascot. i want the mascot to be a dinosaur. a green brontosaurus like the kind you would find iced on a BIRTHDAY cake at a kid's party. that is what seems "right" to me.
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