I’ve got this whole joie de me thing going on, and I am loving myself for it.
In the past few days I have gotten myself a BMW 328i, a bunch of stuff for it, annd last night I just got myslef a Futurama boxed set. Oh yah, life is good. Now that I drive a Beemer I get to be vain and condescending to pretty much everyone else on the road. (except for those damn Bentley drivers... they think they are so high and mighty.)
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I think you need to clarify that you drive a 1996 BMW, so you can't really condescend to anyone who drives a newer BMW. Or me, for that matter. My car can run over yours.
oh you men and your jockeying for domination using your vehicles. the man you are is not measured by the car you drive. surely you can think of a better and more impressive way to assert your superiority.
mark: see car. me man.
zach: see my car. my car bigger. me bigger man.
very astute gentleman.
I gotta agree with the Carissa on this one. Mark, women aren't impressed by that, unless they are from the O.C.
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Me have bigger dick. Me better man.
How is that Carrissa?
Me have Futurama, me best man.
"Me have bigger dick. Me better man."
well - i have to say the fact that you would KNOW that your unit is larger doesn't bode well for your manliness.
Now I think you need to mention that your BMW nearly blew up and that you had to get rid of it shortly thereafter. And that now your are driving a motherfucking Honda that your sister sold you, ya hear what I'm saying? A little white motherfucking Honda Civic!
Okay, maybe it's not that bad, but still. Bonus points if you bring that quote up at Thanksgiving dinner, and double bonus points if you name the movie. Snap.
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